by a Thinker, Sailor, Blogger, Irreverent Guy from Madras

Views under the News - 11 Dec 2012


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians.

[Does that mean other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs?].
;-?
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  • All politicians aren’t criminals: Punjab Deputy CM Sukhbir Badal.
    • - Maybe, but it seems all criminals *are* politicians.
  • Rahul Gandhi to ‘spearhead’ Congress campaign in 2014.
    • - Someone make sure that Rahul doesn’t get ‘shafted’ once again!
  • Soon Indian Army will have its own attack helicopter fleet.
    • - First major operation: Dropping food packets to monsoon flood victims soon after.
  • No violation of American laws in lobbying by Walmart: US State Dept.
    • - Yup!  After all America is built on the principle of “Caveat emptor”.
  • South Africa and Vietnam sign historic Anti-Rhino Poaching Agreement.
    • - Next: Nauru may sign anti-dumping Agreement with Maldives.
  • Tory MP calls for Lords to end Foie Gras habit.
    • - MPs’ Panel urges Cameron to legalise Marijuana habit.
  • India to outpace China by 2030: US NIC in its Global Trends 2030: Alternative Worlds report.
    • - Not if Kalmadis, Khodas, Reddys, Rajas, Kanimozhis, Satyam Rajus and Robert Vadras have anything to say.
  • India has to accept China’s presence in ‘exclusive’ areas: Salman Khurshid.
    • - Just make sure that India doesn’t become an ‘inclusive’ area of China.

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(image courtesy gulfnews.com)

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