Views under the News - 08 Dec 2012

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. 

They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians.  [Other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs].
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• Petition in social media for sacking 2 DJs of Royal Prank fame in Nurse’s death.
  • - Jacintha Saldanha could nurse wounded people, but couldn’t nurse her own wounded pride.
• Get real, don’t make laws that cannot be enforced:  Top Cops to GoI.
  • - I can’t guess under which law ‘fake encounters’ come under.
• Illegal mining:  Goa firm operates on Pakistani’s Power of Attorney: Report.
  • - So what is illegal?  Pakistani PoA or the Mining itself?
• Confident that FDI in retail will benefit consumers and farmers in India: PM
• - Yeah, I am sure it will benefit ‘consumers’ (of graft money like Kalmadi, Raja, Kanimozhi) and ‘farmers’ of influence (like Nira Radia, Ratan Tata, Ambani, Mallya, Reddy’s et. al).
• China-Russia ties will be remain important: Wen Jiabao.
• - As long as Siberia is not yet populated by Han Chinese.

(image courtesy Drew Sheneman @ gocomics.com)

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