The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers.
They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians. [Other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs].
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(screen grab from forbes.com)
They have no connection to events and characters in real life and No offence of any nature is intended - specifically to Indians. [Other nationalities if they feel offended, can go suck their thumbs].
;-)
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- Sachin Tendulkar scores 76; His presence is essential in the team: Media.
- - There they blow again.
- Citi to cut more than 11,000 jobs worldwide: CEO Michael Corbat.
- - Guess the Citi had too many eyes that needed sleep.
- Foreign funds received by Team Anna not used for LokPal stir: Government.
- - No criminal action if foreign funds are used to feather the nest; but beware if you feather unrest.
- Centre ‘non-cooperative’ in complaint against websites: Magistrate.
- - Absolutely No Comments, Likes or Status Updates!
- Karnataka should release 10,000 Cusecs Cauvery water till Sunday: Supreme Court.
- - Can we think about it for 10,000 seconds?: Karnataka.
- Cost of proposed Jatiapur Nuclear Reactors to triple to Rs. 35,500 Crores.
- - Not if Pushparayan, Udayakumar and their ilk have any more say.
- Pakistan to provide snoop intelligence on narcotics smugglers across border with India.
- - No sharing of information if ganja is smuggled by Terrorists.
- Samsung promotes Chairman’s Son Jay Y. Lee.
- - Guess the new motto is “Prosper the Old. Procreate the Future”.
- ITU meeting ‘no threat to free speech’: Dr Hamadoun I. Toure Secretary-General, ITU.
- - Dr. Toure, did you clear it with Ban-Ki-Moon first?
- Greece is Europe’s most corrupt Nation: Transparency International.
- - I never knew that the Greeks still celebrated Orgies.
- India placed 94th (out of 176 countries) in Corruption: Transparency International.
- - That was before IOC suspended IOA from Olympics for electing the corrupt Lalit Bhanot.
- Manmohan Singh ranked 19th Powerful Person in the World by Forbes.
- - There are 18 people before him, so he may have the numbers, but we have the moral victory: BJP’s unshared thoughts.
- Sonia Gandhi ranked 12th Powerful Person in the World by Forbes.
- - Sonia is so powerful, but she hasn’t done anything for Gujarati people: Narendra Modi’s unshared thoughts.
- - Sonia Gandhi could be ranked 12th only because others - like Hillary Clinton walked out: Sushma Swaraj’s unshared thoughts.
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