The comments are probably the (imaginary, unexpressed) views and events behind these News Reports. (After 17 days, once again, my funky side is back online).
- Indian hockey team finishes last at Olympics
- - Time for another Aussie to take the blame; Move over Guru Greg, make way for Coach Nobbs.
- Blackmail has become political bread and butter of BJP: Congress
- - Scams have become the coal and spectrum of Congress: BJP.
- Coal allocations made for hefty bribes to Congress: Sushma Swaraj
- - And I’m going to make a song and dance about it.
- Don't fast-track U-19 cricket stars to senior team: former players
- - Our senile cricketers know when to retire & make way (if at all).
- My silence is better than a thousand answers: PM
- - And none of them are worth listening to anyway: Opposition.
- Industry, Economy is in need of rescue: Adi Godrej
- - Forget the ‘common man’; he is already dead and buried.
- Marilyn Monroe had lesbian sex with 16 year old Jane Lawrence: RadarOnline
- - Stop Press! RadarOnline reveals the Sex Particle: Jane’s Bosom.
- Obama declares Louisiana emergency at approach of TS Isaac
- - Romney declares Paul Ryan as the 'intellectual leader' of the GOP.
- G4S confirms £50m hit on Olympics contract
- - There goes the Brass Ring.
- Spellcheck on PCs doesn't make you dumb: Aussie expert
- - No, it just makes you dumber; You can still speak!
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