Views under the News - 11 July 2012

The comments are probably the (imaginary) views and events behind these News Reports.

1. I will be your mistress forever, Bruni told Mick Jagger - Till Nick Do Us Part.
2. Pakistan shuns Nobel laureate linked to 'God particle' - Abdus Salam didn’t call it the Allah particle.
3. People  buy Ice cream for Rs. 20, why crib about Re. 1 hike for Rice?: P.Chidambaram - Police thrash people often, so how about 1 kick in your nuts?
4. As storage in dams dip, Centre rings alarm bells - Hostel warden forces child to drink urine.
5. PMO seeks report on Visva-Bharati ‘drink urine’ outrage - Thank God Morarji Desai isn’t the PM.
6. IT companies struggle with growing benches - Even Java cannot predict an industry downturn.

:-)

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