Views under the News - 02 July 2012

The comments are probably the (imaginary) views and events behind these News Reports.

1. Nikki Haley cleared of wrongdoing by ethics committee - Q: How to call Subramanian Swamy in America? A: Hail him as 'John Rainey'.
2. Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu writes to Egypt’s Mohamed Mossi - If you don't patronize, be ready for Patriots!
3. Goa govt. to give Rs. 1 lakh to Goans joining the Military - Nope. You can't have it as Fenny!
4. Bihar to computerise Jails - You know, it is too expensive to put computers in schools!
5. Laughter  not a crime, but can disturb others: Courts - Your right to toggle your tonsils stops at the edge of my ears!
6. Pakistan used cricket diplomacy to survey terror targets - Pak players likely to participate in the next IPL edition!

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