The comments are probably the (imaginary) views and events behind these News Reports.
- Fukushima seafood goes on sale - Japan to roll out glow-at-night products to beat power shortage.
- NY Times launches website in Chinese - Chinese to face Greenback Paywall instead of Green Dam firewall.
- Cow and woman dig find ‘bizarre’: Archaeologists - Cannot discern if both had long faces: Sociologists.
- Kingfisher sees flight of engineers - Air India faces grounded Pilots; King and Good Times in the same boat.
- Militants kill 13 Pakistani troops, behead 7 - Jih-ckens are coming home to roost.
- Soon Petrol prices may change daily in India - Similar to Monsoon prediction, which changes daily.
- Beer guzzlers more likely to have sex on first date - Coke sniffers have sex even without date.
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