Haiku on CSK winning IPL

In spite of all the 'funny' smells about IPL, I still think this 'hit
& giggle' is a great concept - the actual cricket game not the
shenanigans.

With CSK winning IPL, the local boys have as usual been creative -
as they are always.  Here is the SMS I received today eve - its perhaps 'haiku' but joined together as a poem:

One needs a little bit of knowledge of Tamil & Hindi to understand it.
(though I tried to translate into English without losing impact, there are some words, which don't translate well)

CSK - the team
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One’s favourite is ‘paani-poori’,
One man army is Dhoni

Lion lives in a Den
Our own lion is Hayden

Mother's father is 'nana'
best fielder is Raina

Veggies favourite is 'kathri' (brinjal)
middle order favourite is Badri

Song's mixer is DJ(jay)
shot's mixer is Vijay

DTS sound is Dolby
all-rounder is Albie

For hot spice is Ginger
fast bowling is Bollinger

Super bikes is Ducati
super spinner is Jakati

Tamarind is 'Imli'
top spinner is Murli

Cricketers pray for a Win
CSK prey with Ashwin

Cricket's own is Fair play
CSK play only that Way

Loose-them is 'Bundle-kar’
Losing team is Tendular’s

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