Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :
1. That ball went so high it could have brought an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. Barbados, West Indies, 3rd test, 2002 : Ganguly calls Dravid for a run and midway sends him back - Dravid is run out.
'Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.'
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are all at sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The Indian wickets are falling like bicylcles at a cycle stand - one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. Port of Spain, T&T, 2nd Test 2002 : Eddie Nichols, the 3rd umpire, rules Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT';
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can steer a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age is the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does an hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The 3rd umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
Whatever you think of Navjot Singh Sidhu as a politician, you just cannot be amused by his quips on air.
1. That ball went so high it could have brought an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. Barbados, West Indies, 3rd test, 2002 : Ganguly calls Dravid for a run and midway sends him back - Dravid is run out.
'Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.'
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are all at sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The Indian wickets are falling like bicylcles at a cycle stand - one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. Port of Spain, T&T, 2nd Test 2002 : Eddie Nichols, the 3rd umpire, rules Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT';
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can steer a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age is the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does an hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The 3rd umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
Whatever you think of Navjot Singh Sidhu as a politician, you just cannot be amused by his quips on air.
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